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A construction worker, clearly blissfully unaware of the crime he is committing. Current plans set by the school board have County being demolished this summer.

LCHS to be demolished

William Kluttz, Managing Editor April 1, 2025

Often referred to as the 8th wonder of the world, Loudoun County High School is set to be demolished this summer. This shocking news came from a statement from the school board last night.   Revered...

Members of the Space Club put on a special presentation for all the science classes during the first week of April, demonstrating that the Earth is clearly flat. Afterwards, the club sold tin foil hats as a fundraiser to purchase new science textbooks for the school. Photo by tin foil hat-wearing astronaut.

The Earth Is Flat Now And LCHS Has Opinions

Brooke Young, guest writer April 1, 2025

Things have been shaken up around the world- especially for kids in Loudoun County High School. After the recent revelation that our Earth is in fact not round, but flat, LCHS students have now been given...

Students dressed up in Hazmat suits make their way back from lunch. Despite the comfortability of the suits, the students are enjoying the experience, and are excited to promote school spirit. Photo by the bacteria in the walls, with thanks to https://nara.getarchive.net/media/us-marines-and-sailors-prepare-to-conduct-decontamination-4fd0f7

Spirit Week

Scarlett Ashford, Copy Editor April 1, 2025

This spring’s spirit week was characterized by walking trash cans and students and teachers wearing blankets as a reminder of all the disasters the school has experienced within the past two years. Monday:...

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