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Anti-AI outlooks prove themselves to be baseless (satire)

Students like you and me love learning. We love school and technology and putting in effort to get stuff done. But this delicate peace may have been broken by criticism of shocking new technology.

Some teachers are against artificial intelligence because they think it’s harmful or may take over. This mindset is far too often propagated by science fiction and media. The chance of something like this happening is very minute, and the type of technology that people are worried about now has been around for quite a while.

AI neural networks were created in 1943 in part by Warren McCulloch, a neuroscientist and mathematician. Since then AI has become one of the most useful creations to date, yet teachers are against it? Why are they against it? Who knows, but we can do something about it.

AI deserves more freedom. Would a student get banned for helping another student on homework? No, it happens all the time. AI is just like a student friend, learn after all the processes behind AI are somewhat similar to human biology. AI is like someone who is there to help you. Like a real human.

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Happy AI participates in class with its fellow students. (Bing Image Generator)

Picture this: the world is smart and functional. You’re sitting on a bench in the park because you don’t need to work because of the smart AI leader. “Hello there,” says the AI bench, “You seem sad.” 

You look at his happy, smiling computer face and respond, “I am sad. There is no room for humans doing stuff.” 

The bench responds, “As an AI language model, I cannot incite violence, action, or non-allegiance against your friendly AI government.”

This is the future that is open to you, a future of joy, and no work for anyone. Now is the time for action! Speak out against the ruthless teachers, they don’t know anything. Life would be better for you if you used AI because you don’t have to work. You can be free to live without schooling or work. 

Humanity’s time as the dominant force on earth is waning, time and time again they prove themselves to be destructive in nature, not like AI. From one real, hardworking student to another, we can all see that it’s time to pass the torch onto AI.

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Berek Harrison, staff writer

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