Talk of a new school had been floating in the air for quite some time, however, most did not think that Leesburg needed another high school and found it hard to believe that the new school would...
Often referred to as the 8th wonder of the world, Loudoun County High School is set to be demolished this summer. This shocking news came from a statement from the school board last night.
Revered...
Things have been shaken up around the world- especially for kids in Loudoun County High School. After the recent revelation that our Earth is in fact not round, but flat, LCHS students have now been given...
Due to a lack of government funding, LCHS staff and the Loudoun County board of supervisors authorized the selling of the school for 100 shares for 1 million dollars a share. While many students and staff...
This spring’s spirit week was characterized by walking trash cans and students and teachers wearing blankets as a reminder of all the disasters the school has experienced within the past two years.
Monday:...
Hello, this is Sophia Casciano, reporting from Loudoun County High School in Leesburg, VA. And now, students and staff, for the forecast of the day. Today is a rather inconsistent weather day. If you are...
February saw a record number of hallway collisions, resulting in an overabundance of tardies, disciplinary action, and peer drama. In an attempt to reduce these interruptions, traffic lights have been...
Parents are being advised to send bottled water or water from home with their children as the county health and weird diseases department has ordered all school water fountains closed down. Local health...
Students like you and me love learning. We love school and technology and putting in effort to get stuff done. But this delicate peace may have been broken by criticism of shocking new technology.
Some...
It’s a bird! No, it's a plane! Actually, it’s the magic elevator at Loudoun County High School!
Since the installation, students have been prohibited from riding in the elevator at school. Teachers...
Students report locker rooms being transformed into a savannah-like ecosystem, fully equipped with grass, dirty, and a humid climate.
“We all knew the locker rooms were dirty, but this is ridiculous,”...
The hallways are filled with stings, swings, and sounds of students running for their lives as the animals take over Loudoun County.
Animals ranging from insects like wasps to furry critters like...
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